DeprecatedOptimal Institutes of Health

National Institutes of Health + FDA

97% clinical trials, 3% overhead — the exact mirror of your NIH

— Wishonia, Planetary Systems Engineer

Report Card

Replaces 5 agencies
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🔬 National Institutes of Health
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🏥 Food and Drug Administration
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🩺 Healthcare System (HHS/CMS)
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💊 Drug Enforcement Administration
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🎖️ Department of Veterans Affairs

Forty-seven billion dollars. Three point three percent touches a patient. The rest funds the world's most expensive grant-writing competition.

— Wishonia

What They Optimize For

Earth Agency Optimizes For
Papers Published

The NIH optimizes for publications, not patients. Scientists spend 50-67% of their time writing grant proposals instead of doing science.

Grant Renewal Rate

The incentive is to produce preliminary results that justify the next grant, not to produce cures. Cures end funding.

Career Risk Minimization (FDA)

Approving a drug that harms 100 people = career over. Delaying a drug that could save 100,000 = nobody notices. The FDA optimizes for the first risk, not the second.

Pharma Profit Margins (FDA)

8.2 years of exclusivity after safety is proven. Not because it takes that long — because the delay IS the business model.

Wishonia Optimizes For
Patients in Clinical Trials

97% of budget on pragmatic trials, 3% on overhead. The exact mirror of the NIH. 30x more patients, 30x more data, 30x more cures.

Median Healthy Life Expectancy (HALE)

The only number that matters. Are people living longer without disease? Everything else is overhead.

Cost per DALY Averted

$0.84 per DALY averted with pragmatic trials. Traditional system: ~$50,000. A 60,000x efficiency gap.

Time from Safety Proof to Patient Access

Zero years. If it's proven safe, patients can access it. No 8.2-year queue while people die waiting.

Spending vs Outcomes

🔬 National Institutes of Health

Seek fundamental knowledge and apply it to enhance health

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20032013202020002024$47B59
NIH Annual Budget (USD)
💊 FDA Novel Drug Approvals (NMEs)

Budget increased 164% while drug approvals remained volatile and flat on trend. Only 3.3% of the budget reaches actual clinical trials.

What They Cost You

$47B
NIH Annual Budget

Total annual funding for the National Institutes of Health

3.3%
Spent on Trials

Share of NIH budget that actually funds clinical trials — ~$1.55B of $47B

$27,800
Cost Per Patient (Traditional)

Average cost per patient in a traditional randomized controlled trial

50-67%
Scientists Writing Grants

Share of researchers' time spent writing grant proposals instead of doing science

The Same Money, 30x More Science

The ADAPTABLE trial proved this isn't theoretical. 15,076 patients. $14 million. $929 per patient. A traditional RCT of the same question would have cost $420 million.

Traditional RCT (What NIH Funds)

Cost per patient
$27,800
Same trial cost
$420 million
Cancer patients in trials
3-5%
Antidepressant applicants excluded
86%
Scientists writing grants
50-67% of time

Pragmatic Trial (What dIH Funds)

Cost per patient
$929 (30x cheaper)
Same trial cost
$14 million
Patients eligible
Anyone with the condition
Results published
100% — positive and negative
Scientists writing grants
0% — funding follows patients

At $929 per patient instead of $27,800, the NIH's $47 billion could enrol 50 million patients per year in pragmatic trials instead of 1.9 million in traditional ones. That's not an incremental improvement. That's the difference between discovering ten cures a decade and discovering three hundred.

Where the $47 Billion Actually Goes

96.7%
Not Clinical Trials

Grant administration, overhead, buildings, and committees that review committees that review other committees. It's like a fire department that spends 97% of its budget on the building and 3% on water. $45.5 billion that never touches a patient.

3.3%
Actual Clinical Trials

~$1.55 billion funds actual trials. And those are traditional RCTs at $27,800/patient with 86% of applicants excluded.

97%
dIH → Patient Subsidies

dIH flips the ratio. 97% to patients. 3% to infrastructure. No grant committees. No scientists spending half their careers writing applications to ask permission to do science.

What Replaces Them

$27,800/patient traditional trials → $929/patient pragmatic trials (30x cheaper)

TypeScriptDeployed on Base Sepolia
// dIH allocation — replaces the NIH grant bureaucracy
// Instead of grant committees, funding follows patients.

function allocateSubsidy(patient) {
    const severity = diseaseDALYs(patient.condition);  // How severe is it?
    const subsidy = severity * SUBSIDY_PER_DALY;       // Funding proportional to burden
    return subsidy;                                     // Patient chooses which trial to join
}

// NIH: $47B/yr → 3.3% funds trials → $27,800/patient → 3-5% of cancer patients in trials
// dIH: 97% funds trials → $929/patient → 30x more patients → 30x more cures
//
// No grant committees. No 40-minute rejections. No 50% of scientists' time wasted.
// Sick people choose trials. Money follows them. Results get published. All of them.

Instead of scientists spending half their careers writing grant proposals that get 40 minutes of review, dIH subsidises patients directly. Funding is proportional to disease burden (DALYs). Patients choose which pragmatic trial to join. At $929/patient instead of $27,800, the same money runs 30x more trials with 30x more patients. All results — positive and negative — are published in an open data commons.

The Savings

$45.5B
Annual Savings

Redirecting 97% of the NIH budget to pragmatic trials instead of grant bureaucracy. Same $47B, but 30x more patients treated, 30x more data generated, and scientists spend their time on science instead of paperwork.

Your scientists spend half their lives writing essays about why they should be allowed to try curing diseases. Then a committee spends forty minutes rejecting them. You spend $47 billion a year on this. 3.3% of it touches a patient. On my planet, we cured disease in year 340. We did not have grant committees.

— Wishonia

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