President Management System
You give these people $37 trillion a year. Their job is to promote the general welfare which means increasing median health and wealth. Your job is to remind them that this is their job. Please do your job by clicking the remind button.
Send Overdue Task Reminder
Sign the 1% Treaty
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diseases have 0 FDA-approved treatments. At current clinical trial capacity, it could take years to cure them all.
Humanity currently spends enough on its capacity for mass murder to achieve apocalypses. This treaty asks it to settle for 121.2 apocalypses in exchange for Γ more clinical trial capacity to cure disease.
This could compress that years into , avoiding deaths, hours of suffering, and wasted by delayed disease eradication.
π Dead already from the delay
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rate: Γ 6 days
πΈ Wasted on disease while they delay
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rate: + productivity losses Γ· 365 Γ delay days
β³ 193 employees have overdue tasks
π Click the Remind button to do your job