Your oven
it checks, then adjusts
Set 350F
Heat
Oven
Food
Thermometer feedback
This is why your food is edible.
Booting Earth Optimization System
Thank you for your patience. Your civilization is very important to us.
Thank you for your patience. Your civilization is very important to us.
Earth Optimization Services
Correction: your application was accepted at birth. You are one of 8,000,000,000 presidents.
It measures whether people live longer and earn more, keeps the policies that work, and drops the ones that don't. Your current model spends x more testing weapons than cures. Trade-ins accepted.
A government has one job: promote the general welfare — make the median citizen healthier and richer. The current models misplace about a year — the gap between the policies you get and the optimal ones a working government would pick. Below is the replacement catalog, plus a service counter of repairs you can order today. All of it is open source. This page is just the tour.
Your oven measures the temperature, compares it to what you asked for, and adjusts. So does your fridge, your cruise control, your toilet. Your government runs the most complex system on Earth with less feedback than a toaster.
it checks, then adjusts
This is why your food is edible.
it doesn't check anything
It never checks whether the policy worked. This is why your citizens are dead.
installs the thermostat
Measure two numbers — how long people live, how much they earn — keep the policies that raise them, drop the ones that don't, repeat.
Every agency you already pay for, rebuilt so it can tell whether it's working. Prices are for planetary installation.
Replaces: Legislative guesswork
The machine that writes laws and budgets from evidence. Two centuries of data from nearly every country go in. Three features come standard: the Optimal Policy Generator finds the laws that raise health and income, the Optimal Budget Generator does the same for spending, and Wishocracy is the ballot where eight billion presidents split the budget with simple this-or-that choices. It already runs as software. The math is public.
Replaces: Food and Drug Administration
Turns ordinary healthcare into evidence. Pragmatic trials at instead of , run in real clinics on outcomes that matter. It prevents a year of death and suffering for , which is the best price anyone has quoted on anything.
Replaces: The NIH
Receives the treaty's and pays for results instead of grant paperwork. Nobody gets paid for writing essays about why they should be allowed to try curing things. They get paid for curing things.
Replaces: Courts that can't subpoena a government
Where eight billion humans judge governments that spend public money against the public. Registers plaintiffs, summons jurors, publishes the evidence, renders the verdict, and enforces the settlement — the 1% Treaty.
Replaces: Department of Defense (née Department of War)
You are picturing a very strong robot that collects the missiles and throws them into the sun. We have something stronger: a buy order. The department buys the weapons companies — the sellers get richer, and nobody shoots at a brokerage account — converts the stockpiles into reactor fuel (your species already did this once; it powered your lightbulbs for twenty years), and retires the war budget at 1% a year, verified. Disputes take six minutes. Nobody dies.
Replaces: Internal Revenue Service
Your tax code is 17.5 Harry Potters long, except Harry Potter has a coherent plot and your tax code has loopholes. The replacement is six lines of code: every transfer sends 0.5% to the treasury. No filing. No forms. No audits. You cannot lobby a smart contract.
Replaces: Social Security Administration + Welfare Bureaucracy
The welfare bureaucracy becomes a for-loop: if you are human, you qualify. No applications, no caseworkers, no 45-day wait while the hungry stay hungry. Running the whole thing costs per citizen a year.
Replaces: Federal Election Commission + Campaign Finance System
One number per politician: how closely their votes match what citizens actually want. Score high, get funded. Represent donors instead, get nothing. The current system is a vending machine where lobbyists insert money and legislation comes out. The replacement is a scoreboard where citizens insert preferences and representation comes out.
Order civilization repairs like anything else you shop for. Every item shows the price, what you get, and the return on your dollar. Money-back guarantee: if the work never happens, your money comes back.
The manual at manual.warondisease.org is the employee handbook. Earth Optimization Services is the Company, which is you and everyone else. You run the planet now.
EOS also sells shares. That conversation is legally required to be boring, so it happens over here.
Shareholder paperworkThe fastest known settlement is one percent of the war budget pointed at disease.
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A majority jury needs a court-shaped place to render the verdict.
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The treaty redirects money to trials; the dFDA is the trials. Funding it directly skips the politics.
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The best lobbyists money can buy currently block the treaty. So we buy them.
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A small paid seed of visible wearers turns into billions of free ones. The funder buys the spark, not the fire.
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