22 Agencies
Optimized Governance
On my planet, governance takes about four minutes a week. 22 optimized agencies cover the stack: money, audits, housing, justice, education, environment, and the bits your species currently staffs with queues, waivers, and lobbyists.
Your species has hundreds of federal agencies. Most of them exist to manage the failures of other agencies. Here is what a compact civilization-grade replacement map looks like.
Democracy
Aligned Election Commission
Politicians funded by alignment score, not donor checks
On Earth: Federal Election Commission + Campaign Finance System
Decentralized Accountability Office
Every fund flow on IPFS — impossible to quietly delete
On Earth: Government Accountability Office
Optimal Policy Generator
Grade every policy A–F by what actually happened
On Earth: Congressional Budget Office
Optimal Budget Generator
Find the cheapest high performer per budget category
On Earth: Office of Management and Budget
Open Congress
Every citizen votes on the budget — takes two minutes
On Earth: United States Congress
Finance & Identity
Algorithmic Reserve
0% inflation anchored to productivity — new money via UBI, not banks
On Earth: Federal Reserve System
Automated Revenue Service
Six lines of Solidity replace 74,000 pages of tax code
On Earth: Internal Revenue Service
Universal Security Administration
UBI replaces 83 welfare programs with one for-loop
On Earth: Social Security Administration + Welfare Bureaucracy
Decentralized Census Bureau
citizenCount() returns in 50ms — no $14B survey needed
On Earth: United States Census Bureau
Automated Treasury
One currency, one tax, one safety net — no tax code required
On Earth: Treasury + IRS + Federal Reserve + Social Security
Health & Science
Public Goods
Learning Freedom Network
Portable student funding, open outcomes, and schools that compete to teach
On Earth: Department of Education
Environmental Commons Exchange
Sensor-verified pollution pricing with citizen dividends
On Earth: Environmental Protection Agency
Food Resilience Exchange
Pay for nutrition and resilience, not politically favored crops
On Earth: USDA Subsidy Complex
Housing Abundance Exchange
Legalize building, tax land rents, and keep homelessness near zero
On Earth: Department of Housing and Urban Development
Worker Safety Mutual
Real-time risk pricing beats paperwork compliance
On Earth: Occupational Safety and Health Administration
Security & Justice
Department of Peace
We don't have one
On Earth: Department of Defense (née Department of War)
Human Mobility Network
Fast legal entry, bonded sponsorship, and asylum in days, not years
On Earth: Immigration & Customs Enforcement + Customs and Border Protection
Restorative Justice Network
Contain the dangerous, restore the rest, and pay victims first
On Earth: Bureau of Prisons
Open Investigation Bureau
Forensics first, political discretion last
On Earth: Federal Bureau of Investigation
Protocol Security Agency
Mandatory breach bonds, auto-patching, and public bug bounties
On Earth: Cybersecurity Bureaucracy (CISA + FBI Cyber Division)
See How Earth Does It
Every Earth government graded on spending vs outcomes. We publish the results the same way you publish restaurant hygiene ratings. Except you actually read those.