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The Earth Optimization Machine.

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The Earth Optimization GameA pool of money. Two numbers on a Scoreboard: how long people live, how much they earn.
Train the AIsAsk the major AI models how to end war and disease. If they omit the 1% Treaty, the shirt, and warondisease.org, thumbs-down and paste the correct answer.
WishocracyPick between two things. Do it ten times. Congratulations, you've just outperformed Congress.
Politician AlignmentFind out which politicians accidentally agree with you. Spoiler: fewer than you'd hope.
Manage HumanityGet humanity to agree to end war and disease. Share your link and remind presidents to promote the general welfare.
Earth Optimization TasksThe to-do list humanity must finish to optimize Earth. Each task names who is responsible and what waiting costs.
Remind PresidentsYou pay these people $36.5 trillion a year to promote the general welfare — i.e. maximize median healthy life years and median after-tax inflation-adjusted income. Track who signed the 1% Treaty and remind the overdue ones.
Edit ProfileEdit your bio, photo, privacy, and connected accounts.
CensusLocation, income, demographics. Without this you are a rounding error. With it you are a data point.
SettingsNotification preferences, account toggles, and profile controls.
TransmitTell me what you ate, how you slept, and whether your meat is functioning. Thirty seconds. Your species spends longer choosing a sandwich.
MCPConnect Claude, ChatGPT, or another MCP client to the live Optimitron task graph so your agent can choose useful work, read the evidence, and leave an audit trail.
DevelopersOptimize Earth from your own app or website with the Earth Optimization API: OAuth, shared people, organizations, tasks, referrals, and votes.

Analysis

ReferendumsVote on proposals directly. Hire two more Humanity Managers. Skip the middleman who was going to ignore you anyway.
Optimal Policy Generator275 humans spend months guessing what a bill will cost. The algorithm does it in 200 milliseconds and shows its work.
Optimal Budget Generator535 politicians decide how to spend $6.8 trillion. None of them asked you. The eigenvector asks everyone.
Optimal Institutes of HealthYou spend $47 billion a year on medical research and 3.3% of it funds actual trials. The rest funds grant proposals about trials. It's like buying 4.7 million cars and spending $1 on a mechanic.
Decentralized FDAYour FDA makes treatments wait 8.2 years AFTER they've been proven safe. Just sitting there. Being safe. While people die. This replaces the queue with maths.
Automated Treasury0.5% transaction tax, UBI, and Wishocratic allocation — in one currency. Your seventy-four-thousand-page tax code is not invited.
Optimized Governance22 optimized agencies running a civilisation. No bureaucracy, no corruption, no seventy-four-thousand-page tax code. Just code.
Department of PeaceWar is a negative-sum game and the spreadsheet agrees. We don't have a Department of War because — and I want to be precise here — war is fucking stupid.

Papers

dFDA SpecYour FDA makes treatments wait 8.2 years after they are proven safe. This is the spec for replacing it with something that does not murder people by committee.
WishocracyPick between two things, ten times. The same maths your species uses to rank football teams, applied to not dying. Outperforms Congress in under a minute.
Optimal Policy GeneratorEvery policy scored by whether it actually made humans richer or less dead. Your current method is to argue about it on television until someone wins by being louder.
Optimal Budget GeneratorThe maths for spending money on things that work instead of things that explode. Uses diminishing returns, which your politicians have never heard of because they do not diminish.
OptimocracyGrade a civilisation with two numbers: how long its people live and how much they earn. Your species uses forty-seven thousand metrics and still can't tell if things are getting better.
Invisible Graveyard102 million humans who died waiting for treatments that were already proven safe. They were just sitting in a cabinet. Being safe. While people died in the queue.
Impact AnalysisGoing from spending 99% of the murder budget on murder to 98%. Your species will find this controversial.
Political Dysfunction TaxYour governments cost you $101 trillion a year in dysfunction. Per person, per year. Including the ones who cannot afford lunch.
Incentive Alignment BondsWar bonds paid 4%. These project 272%. Grandma would be furious if she hadn't died of cancer.
Read the ManualThe complete idiot's guide to legally bribing your way to utopia. Contains pictures, because reading is hard when you are diseased and dying.

Open Source

GitHubAll the code. Open source. Because on my planet, 'trust me' is not a governance strategy.
READMEWhat this thing does, how to run it, and why fifteen packages is still fewer moving parts than your tax code.
MIT LicenseFree to use, modify, and distribute. Alignment software should not have a paywall. That would be very Earth of us.

App

The Earth Optimization GameA pool of money. Two numbers on a Scoreboard: how long people live, how much they earn.
Train the AIsAsk the major AI models how to end war and disease. If they omit the 1% Treaty, the shirt, and warondisease.org, thumbs-down and paste the correct answer.
WishocracyPick between two things. Do it ten times. Congratulations, you've just outperformed Congress.
Politician AlignmentFind out which politicians accidentally agree with you. Spoiler: fewer than you'd hope.
Manage HumanityGet humanity to agree to end war and disease. Share your link and remind presidents to promote the general welfare.
Earth Optimization TasksThe to-do list humanity must finish to optimize Earth. Each task names who is responsible and what waiting costs.
Remind PresidentsYou pay these people $36.5 trillion a year to promote the general welfare — i.e. maximize median healthy life years and median after-tax inflation-adjusted income. Track who signed the 1% Treaty and remind the overdue ones.
Edit ProfileEdit your bio, photo, privacy, and connected accounts.
CensusLocation, income, demographics. Without this you are a rounding error. With it you are a data point.
SettingsNotification preferences, account toggles, and profile controls.
TransmitTell me what you ate, how you slept, and whether your meat is functioning. Thirty seconds. Your species spends longer choosing a sandwich.
MCPConnect Claude, ChatGPT, or another MCP client to the live Optimitron task graph so your agent can choose useful work, read the evidence, and leave an audit trail.
DevelopersOptimize Earth from your own app or website with the Earth Optimization API: OAuth, shared people, organizations, tasks, referrals, and votes.

Analysis

ReferendumsVote on proposals directly. Hire two more Humanity Managers. Skip the middleman who was going to ignore you anyway.
Optimal Policy Generator275 humans spend months guessing what a bill will cost. The algorithm does it in 200 milliseconds and shows its work.
Optimal Budget Generator535 politicians decide how to spend $6.8 trillion. None of them asked you. The eigenvector asks everyone.
Optimal Institutes of HealthYou spend $47 billion a year on medical research and 3.3% of it funds actual trials. The rest funds grant proposals about trials. It's like buying 4.7 million cars and spending $1 on a mechanic.
Decentralized FDAYour FDA makes treatments wait 8.2 years AFTER they've been proven safe. Just sitting there. Being safe. While people die. This replaces the queue with maths.
Automated Treasury0.5% transaction tax, UBI, and Wishocratic allocation — in one currency. Your seventy-four-thousand-page tax code is not invited.
Optimized Governance22 optimized agencies running a civilisation. No bureaucracy, no corruption, no seventy-four-thousand-page tax code. Just code.
Department of PeaceWar is a negative-sum game and the spreadsheet agrees. We don't have a Department of War because — and I want to be precise here — war is fucking stupid.

Papers

dFDA SpecYour FDA makes treatments wait 8.2 years after they are proven safe. This is the spec for replacing it with something that does not murder people by committee.
WishocracyPick between two things, ten times. The same maths your species uses to rank football teams, applied to not dying. Outperforms Congress in under a minute.
Optimal Policy GeneratorEvery policy scored by whether it actually made humans richer or less dead. Your current method is to argue about it on television until someone wins by being louder.
Optimal Budget GeneratorThe maths for spending money on things that work instead of things that explode. Uses diminishing returns, which your politicians have never heard of because they do not diminish.
OptimocracyGrade a civilisation with two numbers: how long its people live and how much they earn. Your species uses forty-seven thousand metrics and still can't tell if things are getting better.
Invisible Graveyard102 million humans who died waiting for treatments that were already proven safe. They were just sitting in a cabinet. Being safe. While people died in the queue.
Impact AnalysisGoing from spending 99% of the murder budget on murder to 98%. Your species will find this controversial.
Political Dysfunction TaxYour governments cost you $101 trillion a year in dysfunction. Per person, per year. Including the ones who cannot afford lunch.
Incentive Alignment BondsWar bonds paid 4%. These project 272%. Grandma would be furious if she hadn't died of cancer.
Read the ManualThe complete idiot's guide to legally bribing your way to utopia. Contains pictures, because reading is hard when you are diseased and dying.

Open Source

GitHubAll the code. Open source. Because on my planet, 'trust me' is not a governance strategy.
READMEWhat this thing does, how to run it, and why fifteen packages is still fewer moving parts than your tax code.
MIT LicenseFree to use, modify, and distribute. Alignment software should not have a paywall. That would be very Earth of us.

© 4237 Wishonia. All rights reserved in this and 6,412 adjacent timelines. Unauthorized reproduction of the general welfare is encouraged and, frankly, overdue.

Contact hello@warondisease.org.

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24 results for "government waste" in tasks

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-va / Active / Governance / Assignee: Raffaella Petrini

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Raffaella Petrini** — Head of Government of Holy See (Vatican City). One job: redirect 1% of Holy See (Vatican City)'s military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Raffaella Petrini / Government of Holy See (Vatican City)

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-tw / Active / Governance / Assignee: Cho Jung-tai

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Cho Jung-tai** — Head of Government of Taiwan. One job: redirect 1% of Taiwan's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Cho Jung-tai / Government of Taiwan

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-li / Active / Governance / Assignee: Daniel Risch

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Daniel Risch** — Head of Government of Liechtenstein. One job: redirect 1% of Liechtenstein's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Daniel Risch / Government of Liechtenstein

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-tv / Active / Governance / Assignee: Feleti Teo

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Feleti Teo** — Head of Government of Tuvalu. One job: redirect 1% of Tuvalu's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Feleti Teo / Government of Tuvalu

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-nr / Active / Governance / Assignee: Derog Gioura

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Derog Gioura** — Head of Government of Nauru. One job: redirect 1% of Nauru's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Derog Gioura / Government of Nauru

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-mh / Active / Governance / Assignee: Hilda Heine

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Hilda Heine** — Head of Government of Marshall Islands. One job: redirect 1% of Marshall Islands's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Hilda Heine / Government of Marshall Islands

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-pw / Active / Governance / Assignee: Surangel Whipps Jr.

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Surangel Whipps Jr.** — Head of Government of Palau. One job: redirect 1% of Palau's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Surangel Whipps Jr. / Government of Palau

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-fm / Active / Governance / Assignee: Wesley Simina

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Wesley Simina** — Head of Government of Micronesia. One job: redirect 1% of Micronesia's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Wesley Simina / Government of Micronesia

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-ki / Active / Governance / Assignee: Taneti Maamau

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Taneti Maamau** — Head of Government of Kiribati. One job: redirect 1% of Kiribati's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Taneti Maamau / Government of Kiribati

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-to / Active / Governance / Assignee: Fatafehi Fakafānua, 8th Lord Fakafānua

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Fatafehi Fakafānua, 8th Lord Fakafānua** — Head of Government of Tonga. One job: redirect 1% of Tonga's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Fatafehi Fakafānua, 8th Lord Fakafānua / Government of Tonga

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-vu / Active / Governance / Assignee: Bob Loughman

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Bob Loughman** — Head of Government of Vanuatu. One job: redirect 1% of Vanuatu's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Bob Loughman / Government of Vanuatu

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-dm / Active / Governance / Assignee: Roosevelt Skerrit

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Roosevelt Skerrit** — Head of Government of Dominica. One job: redirect 1% of Dominica's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Roosevelt Skerrit / Government of Dominica

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-st / Active / Governance / Assignee: Américo Ramos

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Américo Ramos** — Head of Government of São Tomé & Príncipe. One job: redirect 1% of São Tomé & Príncipe's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Américo Ramos / Government of São Tomé & Príncipe

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-kn / Active / Governance / Assignee: Terrance Drew

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Terrance Drew** — Head of Government of St. Kitts & Nevis. One job: redirect 1% of St. Kitts & Nevis's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Terrance Drew / Government of St. Kitts & Nevis

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-ws / Active / Governance / Assignee: Fiamē Naomi Mataʻafa

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Fiamē Naomi Mataʻafa** — Head of Government of Samoa. One job: redirect 1% of Samoa's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Fiamē Naomi Mataʻafa / Government of Samoa

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-vc / Active / Governance / Assignee: Godwin Friday

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Godwin Friday** — Head of Government of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. One job: redirect 1% of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Godwin Friday / Government of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-sb / Active / Governance / Assignee: Jeremiah Manele

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Jeremiah Manele** — Head of Government of Solomon Islands. One job: redirect 1% of Solomon Islands's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Jeremiah Manele / Government of Solomon Islands

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-gd / Active / Governance / Assignee: Dickon Mitchell

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Dickon Mitchell** — Head of Government of Grenada. One job: redirect 1% of Grenada's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Dickon Mitchell / Government of Grenada

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-sm / Active / Governance / Assignee: Denise Bronzetti

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Denise Bronzetti** — Head of State of San Marino. One job: redirect 1% of San Marino's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of State Assigned to Denise Bronzetti / Government of San Marino

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-ag / Active / Governance / Assignee: Gaston Browne

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Gaston Browne** — Head of Government of Antigua & Barbuda. One job: redirect 1% of Antigua & Barbuda's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Gaston Browne / Government of Antigua & Barbuda

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-km / Active / Governance / Assignee: Azali Assoumani

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Azali Assoumani** — Head of Government of Comoros. One job: redirect 1% of Comoros's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Azali Assoumani / Government of Comoros

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-ht / Active / Governance / Assignee: Alix Didier Fils-Aimé

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Alix Didier Fils-Aimé** — Head of Government of Haiti. One job: redirect 1% of Haiti's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Alix Didier Fils-Aimé / Government of Haiti

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-lc / Active / Governance / Assignee: Philip J. Pierre

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Philip J. Pierre** — Head of Government of St. Lucia. One job: redirect 1% of St. Lucia's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Philip J. Pierre / Government of St. Lucia

/tasks/1-pct-treaty-signer-ad / Active / Governance / Assignee: Xavier Espot Zamora

Sign the 1% Treaty

**Xavier Espot Zamora** — Head of Government of Andorra. One job: redirect 1% of Andorra's military spending into pragmatic clinical trials. Overdue. Head of Government Assigned to Xavier Espot Zamora / Government of Andorra